Sunday, March 16, 2008

stoppin' by the elevator on a snowy evening






ahoy there,

of all the evils of the world, i have always regarded two as the worst. One is terrorism, and the other is getting stuck in the elevator with someone that u actually know.(50 cent came quite close u kno...but i decided terrorism was more of a threat)

come on...what can one say in a situation like that??? 'fancy meeting you here'? 'what are you doing here'? for crying out loud, the person is in an elevator.....he is obviously praying that you have'nt seen him.

How many times has it happened to you? You are standing there, arms folded, or suddenly having developed new interest in the scar on your little finger. The walls, the buttons, the mirror..they are all laughing at you. You look around. It seems to be taking forever. And then you hear the magic sound..TING.. the door opens..You rush out..And then....

BAM!!!!!

Seems like someone else was w8ing for the elevator outside.. You fall down, wishing the earth to open up and take you upon your fall... You walk away, feeling a bit like a goose, a bit like misbah-ul-haq at the t20 final, determined to buy a pair of rocket-propelled boots for your next birthday.

I think its high time the govt did something about this. I think elevator masks for at every floor is a viable option...and there should be colours too; red,blue,green,multicoloured,pink.. so that the mask brings out your character. No words, yet so powerful...
Apart from, masks and invisibility cloaks, there is another option too, a very economical one at that. i guess most of you must have got it by now

USE THE STAIRS!!!!

but on the flipside, no more rocket propelled boots : (

Cheers

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