..till its gone.

You know i am not that great at expressing my feelings. I mean i am pretty cold when it comes to emotions and stuff.
So basically i just let certain lines do all the talking :

ye tumhari meri baatein
hamesha yuhin chaltin rahe...

I get a bit senti. whenever i listen to those two lines.
Never play with emotions they say,come whtever may. But then if you hadnt been going through all this, you cannot help but call it a giddy game...
Now this is a real strong one ,its tied up with me ever since I heard it:

Were they good memories?
Max Skinner (Russel Crowe):No they were grand.

Ok now imagine the game's over and you start anew. And it is right at this point, this very outset that you ask youreslf "It still stings doesnt it?"


But open our hearts..and fill up the emptyness..
with nothing to stop us
is it not worth the risk?

Cannot solely blame yourself for taking risks because once you are over it, you realise that they were certainly taking up.
But to me it doesnt matter anyways cause I am the same, with or without you.

see the stone set in your eyes...
see the thorn twist in your eyes..
I wait for you...

when GooGoo Dolls go like this:

so stand on the edge with me..
hold back your fear and see.
nothing is real till its gone.


I become weak....
and i have nothing but this left to say :

Nothing is real till its gone.

Wake up nvit!

Not entirely sure if this has anything to do with the release of Wake up Sid or merely an attempt to get back to old days. Undoubtedly this blog's been deserted for a century. Oh no! Dont count on this post of mine as a sign of revival! There were things and events which kept us away. Or rather kept Self Obsession away, i was jobless pretty much all the time. Had wondrous opportunities to write about..

Well, what would you do if (i am coming to the point..) no one wants to accompany you for a movie. Neither yoour mom nor your dad.
Get it ? No you havent. Its complex
Q: So what exactly is my point?

I am not Self Obsession who leads an enviable romnce life.

:P

Yours,
Squeeze

:)

I know what you will do this summer

What’s with the intensity around?
Something’s weird.
Intensity?
What intensity?
There’s absolutely nothing going on around here.
Wooaaaaahhhh….. (yawning)
Has the summer really started? Where’s the buzz?
Not another boring summer please!
Things to look forward to in this summer:

1. Transformers 2
2. The soaring heat
3. Summer blues
4. Summer romance
5. Mr. Self Obsession’s day of birth
6. Stale gossip (yeah every gossip does sound stale during the summer)
7. Boring days ... when you delve Facebook you get the hint..
8. The Ashes series ( I presume another drab one)
9. Your intrinsic spell of knowledge from thin air( best time to think)
10. Good company from myself & Self Obsession


I, Squeeze, do hereby declare the Summer Campaign of Squeezes and Self Obsession open!

f(x)= f(i dont know)= 0

Friends, people, countrymen, lend me your clicks, I have come to bury my thoughts ,not to amplify them. The evil that men do lives after them the good is oft interred with their nerves. So let it be with Isaac. The noble teacher had conned you by saying Isaac was ambitious. If it were so, it was not a grievous fault and grievously had Isaac answered it. Here not under the leave of the teacher and the rest- for the teacher is an honorable man……

Yes people I am talking about possibly what can be called the greatest crime of humanity: Calculus. Its initiator is well known. . So if you have tears, prepare to shed them now.

Derivatives: can drive you to lunacy

Functions: Never cease to go come on your nerves

Differentiation: Outrageously-not-so-fathomable

SO BRACE BRACE!


Gear up for a thriller ride.

It’s the maxima up for grabs

I am your Squeeze,
Anvit

A brief History of hydrogen

Hydrogen was raised by his Auntie Neutrino, along with his more popular sister, Helium. While nobody cared about Hydrogen as a child, Helium was considered more noble than Hydrogen, and certainly more liked due to her calm demeanor. Said Argon, Helium's best friend at the time, "She didn't react to any old thing, unlike her idiot brother. Boy, that guy would just blow up at even the tiniest little spark."

When Hydrogen was a boy, he had difficulty making friends. He was made fun of by his peers for only having "s" orbitals and for completely ignoring the octet rule. As such, his only friend was Boron, who has said he "used to tell him 'It's okay, Hy. Sometimes I don't fulfill the octet rule, either.' " His teacher at the time, Miss Gluon, commented that Hydrogen "was not the most stable atom in the Polonium-209, so to speak... He did not even know the difference between 1-butanol and ethoxyethane! All he could say was 'there are ten of me in both, so they must be the same.'"


Hydrogen is generally agreed to swing both ways, considering it can serve as both an anion and a cation in chemical compounds. He was made fun of for this as a child, as well. It is commonly known that his Auntie Neutrino made Hydrogen have an overwhelming desire to be well liked by his peers due to her constant reasurances, but his attempts at doing so were generally failures. Take, for example, his two attempts to take on a "tough guy" persona, Deuterium and Tritium. Not many of the popular elements at Electron Cloud High noticed, despite his best efforts at the alternate personas. He also became a diatomic element, but according to Nitrogen, the element that started the fad, "That was, like, so after that was cool."

Uncyclopedia

Hidden Depth

Hidden Depth
You said I didn’t love you enough

You claimed all my words are a bluff

You left not wanting to give us a chance

You walked away without a single glance.

How can you not feel this love burning in me

Why are you blind to its depth that you can’t see

That it has never wavered no matter the tide

It may be hidden but it has never died.

When you told me you wanted to say goodbye

I knew you didn’t even want to give things a try

It breaks the heart thinking how much I love you so

A love that is so deep and yet you didn’t know

----Dedicated to my friend Vikas Rao----

DISCLAIMER : The above lines do not reflect my current thoughts!

And there we come..

WOW!

Slumdog Millionaire truly deserved the Oscars. It was a brilliant film and i just couldnt help but rejoice at its glory at the oscars. A film that no-one ever thought would come this distance has won eight Oscars!. Kudos to the Slumdog team.

Wasnt it amazing to see a film,that was supposedly a Britsh movie, proclaimed by the Indians. as theirs?. No complaints there actually, half the crew was Indian. I mean you know the Indians just love to take all the credit of an international phenomenan if the subject is purely Indian or even if there is just that remote Indian connection somewhere.

Take for example the case of Sunita Williams: Whats her nationality? American. Where does she live? America. Where was she born? America. Where did she study? America. Then how on earth can you call her "Bharat ki Pari Anthriksh mein".(Indian angel in space).

The Indians just love it if there's an Indian link to something that's creating a buzz across the world. If the theme of an event somewhere in the west is Indian, its headlines in India.

Another example, Bobby Jindal the governer of some state in the US. Indians call him the pride of punjab, etc.

Helen Mirren wore a sari. So what? Its her choice. Dont go around saying she has Indian roots and blah blah blah...

Would the people in the west care if tomorrow Akshay Kumar sports a cowboy-hat?

Think it over.

message to miley

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Hmphf.

productivity...the mac way

WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH 10 MINS AND A MAC

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WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH 10 MINS AND A PC

As a testimony to the ignorance of the current crop, the second video was chosen...sigh

"But its balderdash" I refuted...

"My dear, use a PC long enough and God willing, you will learn to see things through 'Windows' "

Subject :-of status updates and self obsessions...

OPEN LETTER TO ALL FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATERS(is it a even a word?)

To whomsoever it may concern,

The falling standards of status updates on facebook has prompted squeezes and self obsessions to take notice and speak out. If you don't know what we mean, following is the example of rated A loserculosis

XYZ (Random guy you are internet buddies with) - Should I or should I not?

Comments

Retard1 (insert surname here) - Should you or should you not what?

Retard2 (insert surname here) - Waattt is ittt?

Retard3 (insert surname here) - shud u or shd u nt wt?

XYZ - Hook, line and sinker...

So to all Xs Ys and Zs, you may be as ambiguous as you like, have a cupid's arrow stuck up your ass, and stack up your comment numbers....We @ squeezes and self obsessions do not give a damn :D!

If it's the same with you regarding my opinion, then screw you, its my blog :D :D

Yours Faithfully

Squeezes and self obsessions

P.S:- Mark Zuckerberg uses an Apple Mac and he approves of this message