Hydrogen was raised by his Auntie Neutrino, along with his more popular sister, Helium. While nobody cared about Hydrogen as a child, Helium was considered more noble than Hydrogen, and certainly more liked due to her calm demeanor. Said Argon, Helium's best friend at the time, "She didn't react to any old thing, unlike her idiot brother. Boy, that guy would just blow up at even the tiniest little spark."
When Hydrogen was a boy, he had difficulty making friends. He was made fun of by his peers for only having "s" orbitals and for completely ignoring the octet rule. As such, his only friend was Boron, who has said he "used to tell him 'It's okay, Hy. Sometimes I don't fulfill the octet rule, either.' " His teacher at the time, Miss Gluon, commented that Hydrogen "was not the most stable atom in the Polonium-209, so to speak... He did not even know the difference between 1-butanol and ethoxyethane! All he could say was 'there are ten of me in both, so they must be the same.'"
Hydrogen is generally agreed to swing both ways, considering it can serve as both an anion and a cation in chemical compounds. He was made fun of for this as a child, as well. It is commonly known that his Auntie Neutrino made Hydrogen have an overwhelming desire to be well liked by his peers due to her constant reasurances, but his attempts at doing so were generally failures. Take, for example, his two attempts to take on a "tough guy" persona, Deuterium and Tritium. Not many of the popular elements at Electron Cloud High noticed, despite his best efforts at the alternate personas. He also became a diatomic element, but according to Nitrogen, the element that started the fad, "That was, like, so after that was cool."
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