Moideen returns!

MOIDEEN RETURNS!

After the mega success of " Moideen the Musician " a.k.a MTM superstar Faiz is back...and how!

For those of you who haven't seen MTM here's a small recap

Rewind (lol), as Narendra Shetty wud say

MTM is the story of Moideen, a musician who does magic..... It was a story about greed and how anger could destroy a person :D...  No kidding.... I just meant it 2 be a comedy though... I had no idea

People turned in rave reviews for the movie and its talented director, yours truly.... @if $>aleem managed to create a space for himself in tinseltown (lol) with his first attempt.... 

Though his subsequent venture Comedy P.N ( cant expand it here.... ROFLMAO ) turned out to be a major disaster, he is back with the sequel to MTM...... a sure shot blockbuster!

Nuff said.... I present to you, the exclusive 1 min teaser of "Moideen Returns"

And plz plz don't forget to comment on the video

Moideen returns!
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There are many things which I’ve always wanted to share and exchange views with people ….be it football, sport jerseys, cricket, actually just about anything that interests me. I like talking about my classmates a lot. Infact writing in this blog is the most convenient and expressive medium to narrate my friends' tales..
The thing about some of my class mates is that they are individually distinctive.
lemme tell you more abt them…..one by one

Let me begin with my good friend Atif ….apart from being the kindest and the most patient when it comes to clearing academic doubts …he is amongst the very rare ‘very cool mallus ’ I’ve ever met! As I have already indicated he does live up to his name (atif means ‘the kind one’. Source: wikipedia). The only thing that I don’t get abt him is his fixation for tying up a tiny pony-tail (lolly).You better give that up!!! Pls don’t try to emulate SRK. (I am not his fan)
(hey Atif you must appreciate the fact that I didn’t talk about your self-obsession)

Moving on….i recently came across a fact that chocolates are fatal for dogs.If they eat them they die. So for all those guys who’ve been victims of Vikas’ hard punches or are wantin to get rid of him……you know what you’ve got to do! (I reccomend two whole bars because according to the fact big mongrels need higher doses) ;)

We all know that very few Indian men would refuse being called Shahrukh khan.But there’s one guy who would beat you down-right if you address him by that name. I am talking about none other than the infamous P-Man (Deepak) who fortunately is in my class.(don’t you think I missed a prefix?)weird …really weird..

And then there’s the duo: Swami and Vignesh..Who deserve Razzies for their ultra –ultra feeble jokes.( I wont call them lame).viggy is always chilled out….swami is always perspiring…feel sorry for the latter for his attempt at dimwitted jokes…..

Another sample is Ashitosh. Another weird guy….someone who is stacked with the remotest ‘doubtful’ doubts. Some of us even get really angry with him because his doubts are so-so not worthy of answering (some of his doubts mind you)….anyways thanks to him at least the periods seem to finish faster…. they are consumed in answering his doubts.

I guess that’s about it…..I’ve written ’enough’ about them. Time to give my fingertips some rest....


Let sanity prevail

ANV!T

3 piece post.....Its holidays at last

The Incredible Hulk

" Anuzzer superhero movie...I think I'll pass"

" Are u kidding me? Its not just another movie... Its HULK.  As in The Incredible Hulk.... "

" OK OK! I get it..."

"Thanx in advance for the treat ;D"

"Hold on a sec! Who said I am paying?"

.............Line goes dead

2 hrs later

Lady at counter

" Lo siento,  senor....We are out of salsa (damnit) ... Shall I make that extra cheese"

I can't believe it . I mean, all those idiots have to do is to make more salsa and popcorn. 

Grudgingly, unwillingly, I go with extra cheese. I never liked it that much anyway. Nacho cheese... More like 'nach'your cheese...(another spongebob joke :D) 

mal comienzo... I knew the movie would be good at least... Its the Incredible Hulk... What could go wrong?

Turns out the movie wasn't bad at all.... Really slow beginning for a superhero movie.... But the last fight between hulk and abomination made up for all of its shortcomings... Generously borrowed from transformers, I must say... And yes, Tony Stark is in it :D

" Hancock coming out next week...What say? "

" Well, I dunno.... Seems like yet another superhero movie"

" More nachos... Can I count you in?"

" Hell yeah! "

p.s :- It was not I who paid :D

Zara

I have been thinking of writing a piece on her for a long time now... For those of you who do not know, Zara is my niece.... And a mighty cute one at that

Chubby cheeks, dimpled chin.... Rosy lips, not many teeth within..... Not so curly hair, Very fair..... Eyes are brown, lovely gown.... Mama (pun intended.. since I am her uncle) 's pet... Is that you?

AND YES! IT IS AN ORIGINAL FITA CREATION :D.....THE POEM THAT IS

U need to know(contd')

Continuing with our exclusive coverage of 'Oceans Eleven-N" :D

Since Anvit's the one who started it all out, I guess someone will hav 2 write abt him 2.... 

The first thing u r gonna notice abt him is his attitude..... Cool with everything. He doesn't care of what people think of him. That's probably the thing I would envy him for.

Well, he does get overboard regarding Emma Watson sometimes. And his latest celebrity crush Miley Cyrus....He is quite crazy abt girls.

Apart from that, his smartness and comic timing makes him a rly cool guy

Apart from a rly weird first name, Karthik's a cool guy too..... He's quite the life of our class.  

Piss him off and u cud be in for some serious insult. 

Cheers

@tif $aleem

The 'Test'

The much awaited day is closing in.....
yes..


the match between the GIANTs...


between those who are striving to seek glory and panache for their respective teams.


in this part of the world.....in the so called United Arab Emirates... right here in Dubai....there is about to take place a battle that is immense in every sense..


on the 23rd of this very month....16 boys..2 teams.......and.......(i am yawnin ...and i guess so are you)

OK let me get things straight to the point
Its a test match
between The Titans and 8 Pack

There are 16 players
and sorry there isn't any prize money

but this is unofficially the most most prestigious match in BurDubai.players from every nook and corner of this biiiiiiiiiiiig town have signed on...

(but sadly i have failed in getting it an official DSS event status)


i am part of the The Titans


Vice-Captain


our team's pretty formidable...with the likes of Nikhil,Sneden,Swami and other promising stars...we are surely gonna get the title.


and the opposition? well.....apparently....their team name (8 Pack) is inspired by their claim that "8 PACK ABS ARE IN!!!!" hey guys when dodos like me struggle to get a 4 pack...... what made you upgrade the AB count???huh!



just to inform you folks.....its a test match.a three day one...


I'll be writing an exclusive analysis of the match days right here(kindly requested by my friend Fita)

before i go i wanna post this picture which never ceases to amuse me....

"Let sanity prevail"

ANV!T

U.I.D

I feel like that moron who....

Oops! Spoke too soon....I was really eager to use that line :D...

Rewind.... Rewind....

It was the first time I thought....

Maybe a lil' more...<<>

" So thats two mattafees, two popcorns and some grass for Nikhil..." (Bingo!)

Everybody laughed.... Nikhil kept jabbing away on his mobile... Though for the first time, I saw frustration etched on his face.

Nikhil is a strange guy...In that he doesn't eat anything.... No chicken, no meat , no eggs, no fish,...He doesn't like vegetables that much 2 :).... He's quite healthy though.... maybe Boost is the secret of his energy!

His expression did make me think though....It was the first time I thought so deeply..... And for the first time, I could truly appreciate the beauty of God's creation....

Imagine a scenario..... All the colours in your collection were the same.... All the colour pencils were of the same colour.... Each and every person on earth likes Shah Rukh Khan....No other films would be made..... Each and every person would like cricket....No other sport would be played.... Not even cricket, since everybody would be supporting India :D.... 

Freaky, huh! So why am I saying all this now?

I realized that the reason I made fun of my friend was that he was different from others.... And it was then that I realized I could see God's mastery everywhere..

God has made us all differently.... Some are tall, some are bonsai short (sorry..:D), some are thin, some are not so thin; some are fair, some are dark; some are rich, some are poor....And this diversity is exactly what drives this world.... We live and try to understand others, and ourselves.... What fun would it be if all ppl were the same?

And I also realize that I am typing all this stuff at a lousy hour, with a chemistry exam on my head.... So I'm off to bed

So long

@tif $aleem

p.s :- I almost forgot, " I feel like that moron who tried to climb the glass wall, to see what's on the other side.." :D I just had to get it out....

Ballad of love

Its 11:45..

I cant believe I am about to call it a day.... I feel like I could look at her all day.... But there is no way.... I could have given up sleep had it been May.... I would have been the horse and you would have been my hay..... Im out of rhymes here, so here is the rest of the say...

I have found love at last.... And how wonderful it feels! ....  Though I must say, it wasn't all smooth for me and my baby :D...

It was hard..... really, really hard.....So hard that u wudn't believe how hard it was....It cud replace diamonds.... talks are on...

I had heard a lot about her.... Different ppl said different things.....I had seen her earlier... And I saw her again....I think it was in January... I didn't think I could ever get her then.... And as April was dying, I met her at last..On one beautiful friday morning... 

                                         WELCOME TO MY LIFE, MISS MACBOOK

p.s:- Sorry if I freaked u out mom! :D....