And the award goes to...

The post you had been waiting for has finally arrived. The most prestigious awards going out to those who have really made a mark....urm..yeah made a mark in the year 2008.....we salute their performances and cherish their acheivements....yeah...welll...coming to the categories..we have made sure we have put together everything significant... so here go the awards....



QUOTE OF THE YEAR: "I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick." (Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin)



SONGS OF THE YEAR : Viva la Vida/Violet Hill by Coldplay,Kabhi Kabhi Aditi, Jaane Kyon
(Dostana)

ACTORS OF THE YEAR : Aamir Khan, Heath Ledger

PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR: Joker by Heath Ledger

TEEN SENSATION OF THE YEAR: Miley Cyrus

MOVIES OF THE YEAR: The Dark Knight, Ghajini

LINE OF THE YEAR : "why so serious??......"

LOVE OF THE YEAR : Vikas and Sonu

UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT OF THE YEAR : Al-Zaidi chucking his shoes at Bush

BUST EXPERIMENT OF THE YEAR : Escape velocity theory disproved my K.Swaminathan

STUDENT OF THE YEAR : Vikas Rao

COMEBACK KID OF THE YEAR : Atif Saleem

INDIA'S MOMENT OF THE YEAR : Abhinav Bhindra's gold medal at Beijing

SPORT MOMENTS: too many to include.......Micheal Phelps' phenomenal feat, Timo Glock slowing down for Hamilton,Usain Bolt's 100m run,the IPL craze, Sachin's records, Australia's downfall....

CATCH OF THE YEAR : Cant forget Justin Kemp's in the ICL, or even Dale Steyn's spectaluar diving catch in the IPL

SHOCKER OF THE YEAR : Mumbai's 26/11 night

My(Anvit) proud moment of the year : hmm.....board results probably( think I could have got more than if I hadnt been watching the CB seried all Jan and Feb...[laughing out loudly!!!])

My (Atif) proud moment of the year: ( shall be filled in my monseuier Atif himself) Well to begin with, 2008 was probably the best year of my life...but that's not saying much, since I pretty much say the same thing at the beginning of every year. This year was special though, for me personally, what with the board results and the robotics honours.. But my moment of the year would certainly have to be the time my good friend and co-blogger Anvit decided to brave the Mumbai terror attacks and attend his cousins wedding in Boriwali... Three cheers for squarehead

HIP HIP HURRAY!

Ode to Edo et cetra

I went to Japan... I had lots of fun... I made lots of friends there

The Mumbai terror attacks made me very sad... I hate terrorists

I became very happy when the Indian cricket team won the match against England in Chennai

But the attacks on Gaza made me sad again

I played DDR... I had lots of fun... I will try it again

I'm Atif Saleem and I approve of this post

Dostana season and more..

Well....its been a month and five days since our last post. This blog has never had such an extended run of break...so well..i have decided to break the silence.
This month has been very eventful to say the least. My best buddy won a robotic competition and got the chance to go to Japan .You can hear the rest from my co-blogger :D (later rather than sooner!!!!!!)..he is totally non-committed to this blog:@.

Our exams have just got over. Don't know why for some reason it has brought about a sudden gush of enthusiasm in me...probably because of the hype around Vikky's first date or because the end of the year is approaching or maybe because of the 'dostana' bug that has caught everyone.

There is something with me and the year's ending. I always have mixed feelings at the end of a year..i actually cant realise the fact that 11th grade is passing by so quickly..its pretty sad...11th grade is supposed be a student's best and most enjoyable year at school and outside...but somehow...its not the same with me.
Ha! there's a lot to look forward to though. With the holidays coming up.....we can only plan..oh wait! i don't plan.......
Anyways enjoy the fall.

Squeezing..

Anvit

when u r bored...part 2

 BASED ON THE REAL LIFE STORY OF MR.SQUEEZE AND HIS OBSESSIONS

Script:- @if $>leem

Inspiration :- Spongebob Squarepants

Direction:- @if $>leem

A squeezes and self obsessions presentation

when you are bored..

Concept:Nithin M

Photography:Anvit

Artwork:Anirudh,Nithin

Location:Block 4,floor 1,Knowledge Village

Direction:Nithin,Anvit,Anirudh

A Squeezes and Self Obsession Presentation

So the BEPL has kickstarted(quite literally!) and so has the frenzy behind it.....
I put my money (as always) on one team, that is, on my favorite one, Bolton Wanderers.
Contrary to popular expectations,i believe they have it in them to strike big....i hope this year would be a good one for 'em.
MY STANDINGS for the 2008-09 season(a PREDICTION)**

1. Manchester United
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Manchester City
5. Arsenal
6. Everton
7. Hull City
8. West Ham
9. Wigan
10. Bolton

**(mind you, i am not a 'great' football fan/analyst,just a Bolton supporter)

Helpless when she smiles....

"She keeps her secrets in her eyes...she wraps the truth inside her lies.......Just when I can't say what she's done to me..She comes to me..And leads me back to paradise"

Pardon me for borrowing this beautiful extract from a most favorite song of mine...simply couldn't resist.
I could find no excuse to not to write on this blog..who doesn't have time to dedicate a few minutes to something as obsolete as this blog....
Well i guess many of our readers may not be knowing that our real motive behind this blog is to somehow get into 'the blogosphere'.Those of you who don't know what it is:Its a dedicated page on Tabloid! that publishes the best blog posts of the week.. we guys are desperate for any kind of fame...
By the way....am i sounding like G*nice??????

Hey and Mubarak to everyone!!!!!!

BLOCK-BUSTED!!!!!!!

quadPRO LORBO LOSEBORE.......quadPRO LORBO RE.......LOSEBORE......HEYYYY LOSEBORE............

THIS Is CALLED 'PLAGIARISM'!!!!!!!

Ramadan Kareem

What "P" makes a post...

"What P is involved in a post?"

Well, lots of p's are involved in a post.... People, profess

ionals, programs, perfection, and sometimes shameless plagi

arism too (read Anvit :D) ... 

This time though, its the "Peculiar Paperclips" who make the cut

The Peculiar Paperclips...The lopsided popsicles... Ri

shabh, Shyam, Karthik and the rest of 'em were all part of the Gulf News blockbuster quiz held yesterday @ the Mall of the Emirates ( and for any of the estee

med readers reading this in 2009 or the like, Thursday the 25th of September)... 

Following is a  description of the scene @ the DUBAI ARTS AND COMMUNITY CENTRE @ Mall of the Emirates

Cheers

@if $>leem

What d"

moving on.....

hello people! long time huh? atif ? ramadan break?no ramadan break for me......i will keep writing
Hmm....
So whats been cooking this week?no not literally.....whats up? it seems to me that everyone in Dubai is looking forward to the Eid holidays.No one's in that good,lively spirit the people here in Dubai are known for...
school's been OK this week. The only highlight being my rocking ppt. presentation on binomial theorem which surprisingly received a great response from many people!
Other interesting stuff....well..cant think of any....hah! How can i forget Atif's attempt at Viggy's (lanky mars house guy about whom i had already mentioned in a previous post) character assassination in the computer lab period encouraged by ASK Karthik.Funny thing was ma'am caught him but had no idea what he was doing.(btw wouldnt exactly call it char. assasissination..)

Vikkypedia (Vikas + encyclopedia=vikkypedia) is gettin hyper by the day...he jus cant get over his so called "cyber GF".

and Atif....seriously you must get over with yours....no doubt yours is scriptive and stuff...but still this cant continue....you must move on..(edit:- Stop with ur lameass attempts to convince everyone that i hav a secret crush...signed Atif)

As i conclude this blog...i just cant help but mention my secret crush...
you would be knowing abt her...
she has been in the news recently..
she is American...
she is Sarah Palin

our team quadPRO has been registered for the Gulfnews Blockbusters.....

our PROs:

unePRO:Atif Saleem

deuxPRO:Tarek Firoze

tresPRO:Anvit Kiran

quadPRO:Rishabh Kabra

watch out for this space....

:P:P:P:P:P

say no more..

Tales from Arabia....

August 31st 2008

The best part of three months had passed since I last went to school, and before I knew it, it was happening all over again

I guessed it was not going to be that bad after all, with new tales to narrate, new lame jokes to share( Not the sardar type...or should I say, swami-type) new ways to fight boredom in chemistry hour....In fact, in the last hours of the previous day, I was actually looking forward to school.

As usual, I was up late for the bus. The bus journey is one of the main reasons why I have the blues about going to school. As I had expected, the ultra-irritating secondary school students were up to it again... Trump cards, pokemon and what not! No way was I as irritating as they are, when I was of their age... And that is saying something :D

Apart from that, the first day of school was quite fun... Vikas as hyper-active as ever, Swami as ultra-lame as ever, Viggy tall as ever and Ashitosh...well, is Ashitosh.  Anvit was clean shaven and so was Karthik... Fijo still thinks I am Shahrukh Khan and Tarek.... When the hell will you remove your braces? It has been around forever....

Business as usual then.... God knows what is in store for me this term....

September 4th, 2008

As Anvit rightly put it, the class scores in PCMC resembled a batsman's average... and I mean less of Sachin Tendulkar, and more of Harbhajan Singh.... I did well though...quite happy with my scores

The teacher's day came as a happy distraction, amidst the low scores. It was quite nice seeing everyone looking all smart and formal... Swami tried to create a new cult among teachers, but for all his efforts, failed miserably, and surely, Deepak must have thought Teacher's Day was a night club (sorry guys..:D...I'm just kidding...both of you looked dashing) ....   As for your comments Anvit, in no way were you the best dressed (your tie sucked :P...)... Ok, the tie was quite good, but your colour combination was nowhere as good as mine, or even Vikas's for that matter.

The quote of the day came from Kunal though. " I like the shirt, but not the man inside..." he said, seeing Anvit's shirt :D

I came to know what it is like to bunk a class at last... Guess what I did during the time?  I REPAIRED THE FREAKIN' SCHOOL'S PRINTER... Not as non-productive as it seems then... And of all the periods, you had to choose Ajoy's period, eh Anvit?

All in all, a good day.... The kids and the teacher loved mine and Vignesh's humour and presentation... And just for the record, taking care of 35 12 yr olds is not as easy as it seems....

Cheers

@if $>leem

p.s:- I almost forgot, hail quaitre amigos... Hope we get selected....

Back 2 school.....and tales...

Back to schoool! yipeee.......and what a week we've had.......
full of excitement and amazement.........as we receieved our exam marks....which were as good as a batsman's average.....a few surpises, a few dissapointments.....a few advices ..a few shoutings......
and there were the teachers' day celebrations where the (ahem ahem) badge holders and other deserving students got a chance to teach....wow and what an experience I had...we all felt like Raymonds' models...i was easily the best dressed guy..(sorry Atif)...will never forget what swami wore ...lol.and Atif, got to know what it feels like to bunk a class.....yes...me and him bunked the whole of Maths period....something which is a first for the very noble atif.


And atif, the fame we've dreamt of is just a lucky draw away! gulf news blockbuster quiz coming our way........

hail quatre amigos!!

ANVIT

Hercule Poirot's Mangalore Trip

Hey Atif thanks for reviving the Blog. It did seem desolate for a long time with literally just one post this summer.
And our ever-so-diminishing readers, with a new look and a cheek title we are back again.

This summer for me was one of the most uneventful ones. I did go to India, my home place Mangalore where I spent the most pleasant phase of an otherwise bleak summer 2008.
SO I shall begin with it.
Oh yes, traveling to M’lore was no less than an ordeal. That’s because the only intl flight that connects Dubai with Mangalore is our very own Air India...Now you may have guessed why I called the traveling part ordeal.
M’lore is a city that has a lot of potential and is developing rapidly. It’s a nice place to live, the beaches are amazing, the food is very good, the roads suck though.
Changes I saw in M’lore:
- Newly built factory outlet stores of Levi’s, Nike, adidas, reebok, MTV, etc….right across the street where I live.
- Prices of snacks at the multiplex multiply….this is what they meant by food crisis I suppose! A burger over there which cost 30 Rs. last year is now worth 40Rs! And they haven’t spared the colas either, with half a liter bottle costing 45Rs! The above mentioned change made me guess that they were my last visits to the cinemas...
But that wasn’t exactly the case…watched as many as 5 movies in a span of 28 days and that too …..not without buying those yummy burgers that I simply cant resist.
-a noticeable increase in the sex ratio
-hah! New Hindi radio stations thanks to which I didn’t miss Dubai much


Meeting my relatives and family friends was the one thing I was eagerly looking forward to. I met every one of them and spent a lot of time with them. My techy cousin taught me a few computer tricks. And as always I never had enough of his jokes. He is the funniest cousin in the world.
I had the usual trips to the temples, and sacred places. I got to eat a lot of things that I usually don’t get to here in dxb. And Atif, thanks for keeping in touch with me through the phone. I have a lot of stuff to tell you….new jokes to share…new tales to narrate...etc.

Unfortunately I couldn’t get my hands on the royal challenger jersey, this despite the fact that there are as many as two Reebok stores in M’lore. The reason being low demand! It was ironic to know that the knightriders jerseys were sold out within hours.


I have some pics to share which I will in the forthcoming post.

Squeeze!

ANVIT

Summer holidays 2008-- Top 3 picks

New post! YAY... Well I’m sure you are not that excited...:D

Frankly, the reason I have not been updating this page is cuz I have not had the time for something as boring as this blog... Oh yes, I have had the time of my life, the past 45 days or so... Thought I’d share some special moments with ye all right here on this page... so that I have something to look back at come November and the always horrible ‘half-yearlies’ (or is it yearly’s? :D... I’m clearly losing my touch)

45 days is not much, but as they say, ‘time is where you can find it’ (who am I kidding? that is one crappy quote) ... Well I certainly found time to do a hell lotta things this summer .... And here are 3 of my favourites (not in ranking order)

1) Trip to Vythiri:- 2 1/2 hours and 9 hairpin bends away, the road to Vythiri resort itself wuz a fun experience (not the actual roads....that wuz just horrible... they said it wuz part of the experience...i feel its just baaaad roads)

The resort wuz breathtaking as I had expected, the rope bridge being the best part.

We ended up playing TT till 11 (the recreation room wuz supposed to close at 10)... The steward watched helplessly as we lost ball after ball in the nearby woods and yet refused to move... ( I know it seems rly stupid to be going to a resort in the woods and playing ping pong there, but hey! it’s atleast better than UNO cards, which wuz the original plan :D...Yes jeej, i’m pointing at u)
We left early next morning for Pookot lake, and there we found the ‘gulmaleil’ that we had been searching for ages.... ‘gulsitar’ too .... (i know it doesn’t make sense, and i wudn’t expect it 2, unless the esteemed reader wuz one of the party)
Bottomline, it wuz a fun experience.. nuff said...but not b4 i show u the best foto of the trip... Faizka, this 1 is 4 u

2) Family photo session :- As the great Atif Saleem once remarked “ Thou dost hath nothing after good times but memories and photographs “... and so the idea of a family photo session wuz born

It wuz just another photograph, except that I didn’t have to bring my fake smile at all... I cudn’t stop smiling on the 4th of August, 2008

3) I can think of many events for this position, including my cousin’s marriage, but there is one particular outing that I still hold dear... It’s not something that I can write about....but somehow, it remains as a memory that could drive the even the dementors away..

Thanks to all of those who made my summer special
Cheers
@if $>leem

Moideen returns!

MOIDEEN RETURNS!

After the mega success of " Moideen the Musician " a.k.a MTM superstar Faiz is back...and how!

For those of you who haven't seen MTM here's a small recap

Rewind (lol), as Narendra Shetty wud say

MTM is the story of Moideen, a musician who does magic..... It was a story about greed and how anger could destroy a person :D...  No kidding.... I just meant it 2 be a comedy though... I had no idea

People turned in rave reviews for the movie and its talented director, yours truly.... @if $>aleem managed to create a space for himself in tinseltown (lol) with his first attempt.... 

Though his subsequent venture Comedy P.N ( cant expand it here.... ROFLMAO ) turned out to be a major disaster, he is back with the sequel to MTM...... a sure shot blockbuster!

Nuff said.... I present to you, the exclusive 1 min teaser of "Moideen Returns"

And plz plz don't forget to comment on the video

Moideen returns!
Uploaded by athif_saleem

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You need to know.....

There are many things which I’ve always wanted to share and exchange views with people ….be it football, sport jerseys, cricket, actually just about anything that interests me. I like talking about my classmates a lot. Infact writing in this blog is the most convenient and expressive medium to narrate my friends' tales..
The thing about some of my class mates is that they are individually distinctive.
lemme tell you more abt them…..one by one

Let me begin with my good friend Atif ….apart from being the kindest and the most patient when it comes to clearing academic doubts …he is amongst the very rare ‘very cool mallus ’ I’ve ever met! As I have already indicated he does live up to his name (atif means ‘the kind one’. Source: wikipedia). The only thing that I don’t get abt him is his fixation for tying up a tiny pony-tail (lolly).You better give that up!!! Pls don’t try to emulate SRK. (I am not his fan)
(hey Atif you must appreciate the fact that I didn’t talk about your self-obsession)

Moving on….i recently came across a fact that chocolates are fatal for dogs.If they eat them they die. So for all those guys who’ve been victims of Vikas’ hard punches or are wantin to get rid of him……you know what you’ve got to do! (I reccomend two whole bars because according to the fact big mongrels need higher doses) ;)

We all know that very few Indian men would refuse being called Shahrukh khan.But there’s one guy who would beat you down-right if you address him by that name. I am talking about none other than the infamous P-Man (Deepak) who fortunately is in my class.(don’t you think I missed a prefix?)weird …really weird..

And then there’s the duo: Swami and Vignesh..Who deserve Razzies for their ultra –ultra feeble jokes.( I wont call them lame).viggy is always chilled out….swami is always perspiring…feel sorry for the latter for his attempt at dimwitted jokes…..

Another sample is Ashitosh. Another weird guy….someone who is stacked with the remotest ‘doubtful’ doubts. Some of us even get really angry with him because his doubts are so-so not worthy of answering (some of his doubts mind you)….anyways thanks to him at least the periods seem to finish faster…. they are consumed in answering his doubts.

I guess that’s about it…..I’ve written ’enough’ about them. Time to give my fingertips some rest....


Let sanity prevail

ANV!T

3 piece post.....Its holidays at last

The Incredible Hulk

" Anuzzer superhero movie...I think I'll pass"

" Are u kidding me? Its not just another movie... Its HULK.  As in The Incredible Hulk.... "

" OK OK! I get it..."

"Thanx in advance for the treat ;D"

"Hold on a sec! Who said I am paying?"

.............Line goes dead

2 hrs later

Lady at counter

" Lo siento,  senor....We are out of salsa (damnit) ... Shall I make that extra cheese"

I can't believe it . I mean, all those idiots have to do is to make more salsa and popcorn. 

Grudgingly, unwillingly, I go with extra cheese. I never liked it that much anyway. Nacho cheese... More like 'nach'your cheese...(another spongebob joke :D) 

mal comienzo... I knew the movie would be good at least... Its the Incredible Hulk... What could go wrong?

Turns out the movie wasn't bad at all.... Really slow beginning for a superhero movie.... But the last fight between hulk and abomination made up for all of its shortcomings... Generously borrowed from transformers, I must say... And yes, Tony Stark is in it :D

" Hancock coming out next week...What say? "

" Well, I dunno.... Seems like yet another superhero movie"

" More nachos... Can I count you in?"

" Hell yeah! "

p.s :- It was not I who paid :D

Zara

I have been thinking of writing a piece on her for a long time now... For those of you who do not know, Zara is my niece.... And a mighty cute one at that

Chubby cheeks, dimpled chin.... Rosy lips, not many teeth within..... Not so curly hair, Very fair..... Eyes are brown, lovely gown.... Mama (pun intended.. since I am her uncle) 's pet... Is that you?

AND YES! IT IS AN ORIGINAL FITA CREATION :D.....THE POEM THAT IS

U need to know(contd')

Continuing with our exclusive coverage of 'Oceans Eleven-N" :D

Since Anvit's the one who started it all out, I guess someone will hav 2 write abt him 2.... 

The first thing u r gonna notice abt him is his attitude..... Cool with everything. He doesn't care of what people think of him. That's probably the thing I would envy him for.

Well, he does get overboard regarding Emma Watson sometimes. And his latest celebrity crush Miley Cyrus....He is quite crazy abt girls.

Apart from that, his smartness and comic timing makes him a rly cool guy

Apart from a rly weird first name, Karthik's a cool guy too..... He's quite the life of our class.  

Piss him off and u cud be in for some serious insult. 

Cheers

@tif $aleem

The 'Test'

The much awaited day is closing in.....
yes..


the match between the GIANTs...


between those who are striving to seek glory and panache for their respective teams.


in this part of the world.....in the so called United Arab Emirates... right here in Dubai....there is about to take place a battle that is immense in every sense..


on the 23rd of this very month....16 boys..2 teams.......and.......(i am yawnin ...and i guess so are you)

OK let me get things straight to the point
Its a test match
between The Titans and 8 Pack

There are 16 players
and sorry there isn't any prize money

but this is unofficially the most most prestigious match in BurDubai.players from every nook and corner of this biiiiiiiiiiiig town have signed on...

(but sadly i have failed in getting it an official DSS event status)


i am part of the The Titans


Vice-Captain


our team's pretty formidable...with the likes of Nikhil,Sneden,Swami and other promising stars...we are surely gonna get the title.


and the opposition? well.....apparently....their team name (8 Pack) is inspired by their claim that "8 PACK ABS ARE IN!!!!" hey guys when dodos like me struggle to get a 4 pack...... what made you upgrade the AB count???huh!



just to inform you folks.....its a test match.a three day one...


I'll be writing an exclusive analysis of the match days right here(kindly requested by my friend Fita)

before i go i wanna post this picture which never ceases to amuse me....

"Let sanity prevail"

ANV!T

U.I.D

I feel like that moron who....

Oops! Spoke too soon....I was really eager to use that line :D...

Rewind.... Rewind....

It was the first time I thought....

Maybe a lil' more...<<>

" So thats two mattafees, two popcorns and some grass for Nikhil..." (Bingo!)

Everybody laughed.... Nikhil kept jabbing away on his mobile... Though for the first time, I saw frustration etched on his face.

Nikhil is a strange guy...In that he doesn't eat anything.... No chicken, no meat , no eggs, no fish,...He doesn't like vegetables that much 2 :).... He's quite healthy though.... maybe Boost is the secret of his energy!

His expression did make me think though....It was the first time I thought so deeply..... And for the first time, I could truly appreciate the beauty of God's creation....

Imagine a scenario..... All the colours in your collection were the same.... All the colour pencils were of the same colour.... Each and every person on earth likes Shah Rukh Khan....No other films would be made..... Each and every person would like cricket....No other sport would be played.... Not even cricket, since everybody would be supporting India :D.... 

Freaky, huh! So why am I saying all this now?

I realized that the reason I made fun of my friend was that he was different from others.... And it was then that I realized I could see God's mastery everywhere..

God has made us all differently.... Some are tall, some are bonsai short (sorry..:D), some are thin, some are not so thin; some are fair, some are dark; some are rich, some are poor....And this diversity is exactly what drives this world.... We live and try to understand others, and ourselves.... What fun would it be if all ppl were the same?

And I also realize that I am typing all this stuff at a lousy hour, with a chemistry exam on my head.... So I'm off to bed

So long

@tif $aleem

p.s :- I almost forgot, " I feel like that moron who tried to climb the glass wall, to see what's on the other side.." :D I just had to get it out....

Ballad of love

Its 11:45..

I cant believe I am about to call it a day.... I feel like I could look at her all day.... But there is no way.... I could have given up sleep had it been May.... I would have been the horse and you would have been my hay..... Im out of rhymes here, so here is the rest of the say...

I have found love at last.... And how wonderful it feels! ....  Though I must say, it wasn't all smooth for me and my baby :D...

It was hard..... really, really hard.....So hard that u wudn't believe how hard it was....It cud replace diamonds.... talks are on...

I had heard a lot about her.... Different ppl said different things.....I had seen her earlier... And I saw her again....I think it was in January... I didn't think I could ever get her then.... And as April was dying, I met her at last..On one beautiful friday morning... 

                                         WELCOME TO MY LIFE, MISS MACBOOK

p.s:- Sorry if I freaked u out mom! :D....

My Favourite Writer.....

Hey I'm back! Yum yum yum ...(just had a meal).

hmmmm.....i have recently been asked a question many a times by others(sometimes even
by me) that who actually is my fav. writer. Scores of names came into my head ....Brown,Rowling,Coelho,Cook,etc. but hey! ....... i then realised i missed the best of 'em all! Well rite now u might be thinking i am gonno say Tagore or Shakespeare but can you imagine that before all these writers...and probably after them too....or may be currently too..there existed/exists a writer who's got as much attention as an abandoned peanut's shell.


Well....i am talking about none other than the greatest writer of all time-Anonymous,
yes the very ignored,damned,sidelined Mr.Anonymous himself!


the writer who's got so many classics to his credit...the one who's made a name for himself!!..won so many 'accolades'......and here i am on this blog... .trying to bring some sort of recognition to the unsung hero.

Let us all dedicate this day to Anonymous

Anonymous! Wher art thou???????????????????

P.S I am gonno sign off saying:

"Let sanity prevail"

HEY Everyone!!!!

hey ppl! This is Anvit .ya you're very own friendly Anvit for those of you who don't know me.. ....well just keep reading to know more!
so first of all let me thank Atif for inviting me to write in his blog and also congratulate him for topping the school(well no surprise there).so like i was saying .....u'll know a lot about me...jus wait


SO guys .....wasnt this week exciting?not only for the fact that our results(which ere amazing to say the least!) were out but also because of the general excitement and all the hoopla abt Cannes,Aarushi murder case,IPL blah blah..


hey guys ill be back soon . i gotto go.iN AHURRY!!
sya later soon

blues see 'red'.........the ultimate choke!

grant declared it....lampard screamed it....terry shouted it...

"Tonight, champions....its payback time, u arseholes"

And the world bought it....and by world, i mean the ultra large community of a whopping 5 members of chelsea fans in my school....

chelsea f.c vs manchester united

The stage was set.....The world was watching....the real one this time....lots of FU's and other insults flying around

The clock struck 10:45(i kno the clock doesnt strike 10:45, but come on...im trying 2 sound dramatic here)

And the match went on......on and on and on.....right upto 1:30.....a ronaldo header, an equaliser by lampard and a series of missed chances l8r......it came all down to the penalty shootout....

1-0...1-1...2-1....2-2....3-2....3-3...

The so called "best player" of the world walks up2 take the next spot kick.....cristiano ronaldo, the most overrated and obnoxious person on earth since the guy who made taare zameen par.....

and what does he do?......misses of corz....the ultimate brainfart....

3-4....4-4...

In walks the captain...jt with a chance to make history...and in one of the biggest anti-climaxes ever
HE MISSES!

and then we went on 2 lose the match.....damn u jt!
the scruffy bloke with the specs went wild....damn u ferguson!
and so did all man u fans around the world.....

DAMN U ALL MAN U FANS!

p.s:- i'll be inviting some of my friends 2 share their experiences 2....i think its becoming 2 boring around here!!...:D..

एक था बादशाह, और यह है उसकी कहानी

Gather 'round, gather around, lemme tell u a story 2day

a young boy from Delhi...loses his parents...comes to Mumbai with the skies in his eyes, full of dreams...tells the sea that he would own it one day...

Now before u think, its the plot of some cheesy book i'm planning to write, lemme tell u another story...the story of a man, who well, needs no introduction

The man who is arguably one of the most famous Indians of the contemporary world....A man whose success story has inspired millions of ppl...a man whose reach extends from movies to television to business to cricket....a man, though with his faults(as if who doesnt), i hav always considered my role model

I give u.....Sreesanth



Nah...just kidding...Its Shahrukh Khan



It is his work ethic that impresses me the most....With his boundless energy and passion, i think he sort of symbolizes the new India in some ways.....whether it be his never-say-die approach, or the desire to conquer every single field that he is in....and boy oh boy, hasnt he done that in some style...

"When Shahrukh Khan sneezes, the rest of India catches cold".....example...the day he appeared on television with the gleaming six pack, a million dreams wer born....and now you c every tom, dick and harry(literally) with a six pack...

He has done it all....and to think that a young boy from Delhi, with nothing at all of his own, could achieve all this...epitomizes wat u can do with a little bit of self-belief, courage and hell loads of hard work

if only he wud give up smoking...:(

so korbo, lorbo and keep on jitbo'ing' ;)

Cheers

And im back......

"The robb'd that smiles, steals something from the thief"

One of the better quotes that i hav heard in a very long time....

Hav u ever wondered y p.p photos always look so awful?




dammit, the quote gave it away, dinnit?







Its the smile. Which brings us to the question, on how wud preity zinta's and drew barrymore's p.p photos luk like..but lets not go into that now
Lights up ur face doesnt it? I hav always wondered y ppl lose their smile sometimes. I mean the thing is right under ur nose, how hard can it be to find it again???

It can sometimes be a really gud diversion tactic, u know..If u hav those large awful, dingly dangly acnes, always wear a smile..Takes the attention away from all the other features on ur face.....And when ur dressing up for something, y not wear a smile too....I mean thats the closest anyone cud get to preity zinta..

So smile, smile and smile even more... Enjoy ur life and keep those beautiful smiles going..:)

Smiles
@tif $aleem

Plays of the day: Lame jokes edition...u kno, 2 bring a smile on 2 ur face

Y do we buy food?
cuz u dont get it 4 free

wat did 1 wall say 2 the other?
Lets meet at the corner

wat do lazy dogs do 4 fun?
they chase parked cars..:D

wat should a junk-food maniac do 2 get healthy?
diet coke after evry meal...

Is it a bird, Is it a plane? Is it tarzan or is it jane?

"How about a birthday pappu?"

"I bet she will be listening 2 the radio when we do that"

"Why don't u take her for a movie?"

"Nah, she has already seen one" (courtesy-phoebe)

"How about this: We don't give her a party now, instead we give it next month...I mean what could be more surprising than that????"

"You must be kidding...."

"No, I am Atif"

B-il-ly has had enough of the crap by then. For a guy who made the "chapathi-malaria connection"joke, he must be quite thick-skinned to expect anything more from others...

By the way, it was my sister's birthday yesterday. Billy(short for brotha'-in law) was open to all opinions. As you might have guessed, he got none...zero..zilch..sifr.. By then, he decides to go with the good ol' way of a surprise party

"But we did that 4 her last birthday!!!"

"My dear, its waaaaaaaay better than some of your brainchild's. I don't think I could take anymore help now...."(looks into the heavens with a resigned expression)
Well surprise, surprise... billy was wrong as always.

Flying through the skies, through the aery surge of the shamel winds, was 'your friendly neighbourhood surprise party planner'

Enter Rijaz Ali....(drum roll..)

We see him whispering something into billy's ear. And we see billy's expression changing...from confusion, to surprise, to delight, and then the threshold of ecstasy...

I don't think you could even guess what we planned for the day...and when you hear it, i bet you wont even be half as surprised(is that the right word?) as my sister was when she heard of it

Well it was not much..but I think it took everyone by surprise.. We went for dinner without her.

Still don't get the point? Neither do I.

Cheers

@tif $aleem

Plays of the day:-

Reaction of the day-- "jeez...what a surprise..." bemused and not too impressed, badi-behna reflects on our 'surprise'....

stoppin' by the elevator on a snowy evening

ahoy there,

of all the evils of the world, i have always regarded two as the worst. One is terrorism, and the other is getting stuck in the elevator with someone that u actually know.(50 cent came quite close u kno...but i decided terrorism was more of a threat)

come on...what can one say in a situation like that??? 'fancy meeting you here'? 'what are you doing here'? for crying out loud, the person is in an elevator.....he is obviously praying that you have'nt seen him.

How many times has it happened to you? You are standing there, arms folded, or suddenly having developed new interest in the scar on your little finger. The walls, the buttons, the mirror..they are all laughing at you. You look around. It seems to be taking forever. And then you hear the magic sound..TING.. the door opens..You rush out..And then....

BAM!!!!!

Seems like someone else was w8ing for the elevator outside.. You fall down, wishing the earth to open up and take you upon your fall... You walk away, feeling a bit like a goose, a bit like misbah-ul-haq at the t20 final, determined to buy a pair of rocket-propelled boots for your next birthday.

I think its high time the govt did something about this. I think elevator masks for at every floor is a viable option...and there should be colours too; red,blue,green,multicoloured,pink.. so that the mask brings out your character. No words, yet so powerful...
Apart from, masks and invisibility cloaks, there is another option too, a very economical one at that. i guess most of you must have got it by now

USE THE STAIRS!!!!

but on the flipside, no more rocket propelled boots : (

Cheers

copycat, kill a rat

YOU!!!!



"outrageous.." screamed cyberguru, zakeer zubair's daily

"its sabotage" yelled rijaz, ,in ""vision"", his daily

"@tif $aleem takes sinking low to a new level.....to a "higher" level than ever seen b4...where are our 'leaders' in times of crises like these?"
said the powerhouse riwaz ali

Indeed, its a very troubling time 4 me. Woe to the day i published my last post! In the aftermath of that incident, i hav been running around like a headless chicken trying to do a "sreesanth". Accused, tortured, threatened......alone, alone, alone.

"i assure u, ur honour im innocent. I hav done nothing wrong. My posts are as original as pritam is with his songs"

If u still don't get wat i am saying, check the comments section 4 my last post




Plays of the day:-

Quote of the day

"If u dont wanna hear, close ur eyes"....an overexcited fijo, cant stop singing after the math exam, after i told him 2 shut up

smells like teen spirit!

rokr f.c
name sounds sad rite...thats wat i told him 2(actually wat i told him wuz "ur off ur rokr" but wateva)
we wer discussing names 4 our football team, and clinton, our CAPTAIN, came up with that(u kno clinton rite, the guy woo cant pronounce 'ow?)
our team's quite gud u kno, once we played against one of our skool team players(thats rite, our whole team against him alone) and we just lost 2-1.. then again that mayb cuz he got red-carded just b4 halftime
neways im adding a new plays of the day section 4 each post...u'll c wat it is

btw, i wuz joking wen i said that our team sucks.... in fact its so gud that our opponents once gave us 4 stars


Out of three.

Cheers

p.s:-math went gud

BOARDS!!!!!!!

well my 10th grade boards exams started on 3rd

socials wuz up first

i dunno y, i wasnt feeling tensed at all, until the morning assembly stared..boy oh boy!!!wasnt that intimidating????? our principal came on stage, and he wuz supposed 2 make us feel better with his "encouraging" words. he kept reminding us "This is the most important day of ur life.blahblahblah..." yeah, like that needed any reminding

twas 8:30, and butterflys wer performing live in ma stomach

turns out it wasnt that big a deal at all. i mean it wuz normal, but very formal(hey dat rhymes). hoping 2 score wat i score normally.
2nd language wuz next up, and it 2 went without any fuss.
math is up next.....hoping it goes well 2

Cheers

to all u sweet people, first of all, thanx a ton 4 taking time off 2 visit my blog..!!!

as the heading suggests, this blogs all abt my life.....my school, family, friends, moments(u kno the rest)

plz keep checking and feel free 2 post ur comments(except u tarek, i kno u wanna get back at me 4 da comment i made on ur blog)

Enjoy ur life and do keep those beautiful smiles going

Cheers